I just met Madea’s twin at Whole Foods in the checkout line. She looked in my little basket.
Madea- Look at that piece of chocolate. There must be lots of calories in that.
Me- It’s Sunday. Who cares about calories?
Madea- Hell with that figure you got, you don’t need to worry about calories on any day of the week!
Me- Well not exactly, but thank you.
(Madea picks up the wine in my basket)
Madea- Is this sweet? I like sweet red wine!
Me- (Not thinking before I open my mouth) Then you should get the ménage trois. That’s the best.
(Medea lets out a Madea laugh at the top of her lungs)
Madea- Well I would like to try that just because of the name sister!
(There was a silent pause as she strokes the wine bottle)
Madea- Maybe you want to come over with me and my boyfriend to have some? I bet by the end of the night he will want to marry both of us!
(I gently take back the wine bottle and pat her on the shoulder)
Me- I bet…him and every other man in America!
Onward and upward…without the ménage trois…for today at least…!